This was always going to be the swim to separate the men from the boys and the soup sippers! The water was 9 degrees and the air 4 degrees. The sky was crystal clear - before we lit the fire! - and the moon shone brilliantly through fine striate of thin clouds.
Attendees were Jim, Fergal and Mike, who enjoyed a cornucopia of mince pies, yoghurt coated peanuts & raisins, Turkish delights and fudge, washed down with hot tea, and enhanced by good conversation and the glowing embers of the petrol-powered log fire!
Sunday, 23 December 2007
Friday, 21 December 2007
Sunday, 9 December 2007
Tuesday, 27 November 2007
Seal pup rescued
The Rescue Team of Pinnipeds is happy to announce that we have successfully rescued Bob, an underweight grey seal pup with a very green snotty nose ( well, get out of his way when he's sneezing!!!) from Shankill beach. Bob is recovering at the Seal Sanctuary: eating lots of fish to put on weight, sleeping a lot and getting flu medication :-) Watch this space for release information in 2008.
Friday, 23 November 2007
Thursday, 22 November 2007
One Hundred Aspects of the Moon
The blog is not dead - Lunatics Arise! Here's something to interest ye: Chester Beatty Library – One Hundred Aspects of the Moon
Wednesday, 21 November 2007
Seal eating conger eel
Spotted by a morning dipper - a seal struggling to kill and eat an enormous conger eel, with birds wheeling overhead for scraps.
Sunday, 28 October 2007
Dead seal at White Rock
According to our roving reporter, a dead seal was found on the beach at White Rock. This fact was relayed via our communications network to the Pinniped Rescue Team which, after an investigation, discovered that the seal had been shot.
Wednesday, 10 October 2007
Dangerous place, that Dalkey Island!
Myself & Judge will be wearing bullet proof vests on our next paddle to the Island, after reading the following recent newspaper article:
The Times, July 30 1828.
It's reassuring to know not only that the price of oak bark is soaring, but more importantly, that the Island is now fortified against those Normans:
The Times June 10 1805
The Times, July 30 1828.
It's reassuring to know not only that the price of oak bark is soaring, but more importantly, that the Island is now fortified against those Normans:
The Times June 10 1805
Saturday, 6 October 2007
The Moon and Venus
Tuesday, 11 September 2007
Memorial mass for Tim
Another mass is scheduled for Tim, in Dalkey Catholic Church on Saturday the 15th September at 6pm, as his name was not included in the previous mass due to an oversight by the priest's secretary.
Friday, 7 September 2007
Lucy In The Sea With Diamonds...
... or perhaps emeralds! She has been blowing our minds at the vico for the last few nights, with her spectacular green phosphorescent light show.
The following description of the phenomenon is from the Trinity Education Centre:
(c.f. Richard Shakespeare quote in Irish Independent from the Seapoint Raped Of Blue Flag post.)
The following description of the phenomenon is from the Trinity Education Centre:
Dinoflagellates are microscopic single-celled algae which float freely inSo they may provide further proof of the "human activities" floating by at the Vico from all those nappies!
oceans and waterways throughout the world. They are a major part of the
phytoplankton which is at the base of most aquatic food chains.
Not all species of dinoflagellate are bioluminescent but some are.
Normally there are so few of the bioluminescent species in the water that
we do not notice that they are there. However, dinoflagellates sometimes
produce blooms in which a particular species overproduces and becomes very
very abundant. We don't know exactly why the aquatic ecosystems become so
over-balanced and this is an area of 'hot' research. In some cases it
appears that the blooms may be the result of excess nutrients in the water
from human activities.
(c.f. Richard Shakespeare quote in Irish Independent from the Seapoint Raped Of Blue Flag post.)
Thursday, 6 September 2007
Seapoint Raped Of Blue Flag
"All the time, it was...we finally really did it!!
You maniacs! You blew it up!
Ah, damn you! God...damn you all to hell!"
You maniacs! You blew it up!
Ah, damn you! God...damn you all to hell!"
Subsequent readings also failed to comply.
What can you say, only it's not surprising!
What can you say, only it's not surprising!
Wednesday, 5 September 2007
Baywatch 3/Sep/07
The Vico board was once again used to offer assistance to a swimmer who had gone a bit too far out and been carried towards the island by the streams. The swimmer, who would probably have been fine, was very glad to take a rest on the back of the board and be towed towards home for a short distance while recovering his strength.
This blogger has placed an order for a can of red surfboard paint and some tight fitting red T-shirts, with expandable waists, following the swimmer's friend inquiring if i worked there!
Seriously though, had the board been up the hill were Mick Dunne suggested it should be "hidden", the launch of this operation would have been much slower, with possibly a worse outcome for the unfortunate swimmer.
My point is that we really MUST have group solidarity if the council decide to relinquish their disinterested stance on the Vico again, and insist that the board be removed.
Individually, we are but the links of a chain - join us together though, and we can anchor that board to the Vico.
This blogger has placed an order for a can of red surfboard paint and some tight fitting red T-shirts, with expandable waists, following the swimmer's friend inquiring if i worked there!
Seriously though, had the board been up the hill were Mick Dunne suggested it should be "hidden", the launch of this operation would have been much slower, with possibly a worse outcome for the unfortunate swimmer.
My point is that we really MUST have group solidarity if the council decide to relinquish their disinterested stance on the Vico again, and insist that the board be removed.
Individually, we are but the links of a chain - join us together though, and we can anchor that board to the Vico.
Tuesday, 4 September 2007
A Few Friends in Dalkey 27 Jan '07
Bren, Steve, Fergal, Santi, Rabha, Dermot, Jim, Tamara, Tim (Late), Francis (photographer), Mike (off in the sun!)
Sunday, 2 September 2007
Saturday, 1 September 2007
Dipper Mailing List
I've set up a dipper mailing list for team members to be informed of new postings on the blog.
Wednesday, 29 August 2007
Monday, 27 August 2007
Jellys fight back!
After years of tyranny at the cruel net of evil Vico dictator, Dr. Death, the jellys have finally initiated a retaliatory suicide stinging campaign, that would strike fear in the hearts of Mossad!
The Jelly Jihad became manifest last night, when a precisely orchestrated land-based attack was executed to effect maximum injury upon Dr. Death, in the supposed safety of his bullet proof armoured car.
The plan involves what we must assume to be but the first of many jellys pulsing towards the callous murderer's net of martyrdom.
The aspiring martyr castrates his tentacles upon entering the glorious net and smears them around the tool of terror, in the hope that they will enter the dastardly doctor's secure vehicle.
As the dying lion lies listlessly in the lush vico vegetation - fertilized by the death of his ancestors - he unleashes his coup de grâce, exploiting the little understood phenomenon of quantum entanglement, which allows him to control his severed tentacles from a distance.
The scheme was executed with near perfection last night, when the evil doctor's eyes were subjected to a torturous attack by the remote controlled tentacles, with near fatal consequences on the tyrant! Will he change his ways???
The Jelly Jihad became manifest last night, when a precisely orchestrated land-based attack was executed to effect maximum injury upon Dr. Death, in the supposed safety of his bullet proof armoured car.
The plan involves what we must assume to be but the first of many jellys pulsing towards the callous murderer's net of martyrdom.
The aspiring martyr castrates his tentacles upon entering the glorious net and smears them around the tool of terror, in the hope that they will enter the dastardly doctor's secure vehicle.
As the dying lion lies listlessly in the lush vico vegetation - fertilized by the death of his ancestors - he unleashes his coup de grâce, exploiting the little understood phenomenon of quantum entanglement, which allows him to control his severed tentacles from a distance.
The scheme was executed with near perfection last night, when the evil doctor's eyes were subjected to a torturous attack by the remote controlled tentacles, with near fatal consequences on the tyrant! Will he change his ways???
Saturday, 25 August 2007
Monday, 20 August 2007
My previous S##T post refers...
Well as sort of suspected, those lovely sleek yachts belonging to the rich and aimless, that are often found occupying our little bay on a sunny day, may also be contributing to the water pollution. Have a look at section 3.3 of the Dun Laoghaire marina booklet (here);
Craft not fitted with holding tanks shall not discharge sewage directly into the marina or harbour.
The inference being it's OK to discharge anywhere else?
Craft fitted with holding tanks may discharge sewage at the sewage discharge facility ... There will be a charge associated with such discharge.
The pollution in our water, after these boats have paid us a visit, suggests to this blogger that the greed culture, which endowed many of these sailors with their yachts, may dominate their thinking when their "tanks are full" - to our detriment!
Craft not fitted with holding tanks shall not discharge sewage directly into the marina or harbour.
The inference being it's OK to discharge anywhere else?
Craft fitted with holding tanks may discharge sewage at the sewage discharge facility ... There will be a charge associated with such discharge.
The pollution in our water, after these boats have paid us a visit, suggests to this blogger that the greed culture, which endowed many of these sailors with their yachts, may dominate their thinking when their "tanks are full" - to our detriment!
Sunday, 19 August 2007
Dalkey Island swim
In aid of the Kisiizi Hospital Fund (Uganda), the weather was cold and windy, but everyone made it. Later in the afternoon we had a beautiful sunny day.
Photos here.
Photos here.
So the s*#t isn't just from coliemore...
An extract from chapter 12 of the development plan says that;
Shanganagh Sea Outfall Works
• Construction of an upgraded sewage treatment plant to
eliminate the discharge of untreated municipal sewage
from the Shanganagh and Bray sea outfalls to meet the
E.U. Urban Wastewater Directive, 1991... This scheme is at preliminary design stage and is due to open in 2006.
Consulting the project website (here), they say that;
A new wastewater Treatment Works ... will provide secondary treatment and biosolids treatment. Currently only basic preliminary treatment is carried out at the Works and untreated effluent is discharged to Dublin Bay by a long sea outfall. Secondary treatment removes over 90% of organic pollution and suspended solids from the wastewater, greatly improving the quality of effluent being discharged to the Bay.
Unfortunately when asked when this 2.5 year project will commence, they can only say: sometime in 2008! However, considering that for the Coliemore pumping station it was: "anticipated that the contract works will commence in late Spring 2002, for a period of one year" according to council meeting minutes (here), we should expect to be swimming in s##t till 2012 at the earliest!
Also, ever wondered just how bad Coliemore is???
Well check out this extract from page 35 of the Clean Seas Project, Harbour Survey Report (Ireland), from December 2001 where they say;
Comments:
Coliemore is a scenically stunning, historic harbour. Sewage is bubbling out of the pier wall and there are real water quality problems. A bleaching substance was also observed to be running from a small pipe down the slipway on two visits.
They also make the following;
Recommendations:
1. The area needs sewage treatment badly.
2. In the interim a warning sign not to swim or touch water in the harbour should be installed to protect public health.
Ah the beauty of Eire - the land of saints & scholars ... and seas full of s*#t
Shanganagh Sea Outfall Works
• Construction of an upgraded sewage treatment plant to
eliminate the discharge of untreated municipal sewage
from the Shanganagh and Bray sea outfalls to meet the
E.U. Urban Wastewater Directive, 1991... This scheme is at preliminary design stage and is due to open in 2006.
Consulting the project website (here), they say that;
A new wastewater Treatment Works ... will provide secondary treatment and biosolids treatment. Currently only basic preliminary treatment is carried out at the Works and untreated effluent is discharged to Dublin Bay by a long sea outfall. Secondary treatment removes over 90% of organic pollution and suspended solids from the wastewater, greatly improving the quality of effluent being discharged to the Bay.
Unfortunately when asked when this 2.5 year project will commence, they can only say: sometime in 2008! However, considering that for the Coliemore pumping station it was: "anticipated that the contract works will commence in late Spring 2002, for a period of one year" according to council meeting minutes (here), we should expect to be swimming in s##t till 2012 at the earliest!
Also, ever wondered just how bad Coliemore is???
Well check out this extract from page 35 of the Clean Seas Project, Harbour Survey Report (Ireland), from December 2001 where they say;
Comments:
Coliemore is a scenically stunning, historic harbour. Sewage is bubbling out of the pier wall and there are real water quality problems. A bleaching substance was also observed to be running from a small pipe down the slipway on two visits.
They also make the following;
Recommendations:
1. The area needs sewage treatment badly.
2. In the interim a warning sign not to swim or touch water in the harbour should be installed to protect public health.
Ah the beauty of Eire - the land of saints & scholars ... and seas full of s*#t
Tuesday, 14 August 2007
Distances as the cormorant flies
From | To | metres |
The Steps | Pink House | 285 |
The Steps | The Point | 400 |
The Steps | White Rock Pier | 640 |
The Steps | The Old Tea Rooms | 1200 |
Forty Foot | Bullock | 600 |
Forty Foot | East Pier | 1040 |
The Point | Dalkey Island Beach | 615 |
Coliemore | Dalkey Island Beach | 420 |
Coliemore | Howth Head | 10000 |
The Steps | The Kish | 13.7km |
The Steps | Holy Island (Caergybi) | 95km |
The Steps | Shanganagh S**T Pipe | 2431 |
The Steps | Bray S**T Pipe | 5532 |
Saturday, 11 August 2007
Gardai offering new service
Overheard this morning:
"there was was a garda checkpoint in Glenageary - they were checking tax discs - I don't know if they had any of those blow jobs"
"there was was a garda checkpoint in Glenageary - they were checking tax discs - I don't know if they had any of those blow jobs"
Flowers of the Vico
Thursday, 9 August 2007
A SWIM TOO FAR
During the aftermath of Hurricane Gordon, when Ireland was buffeted by extraordinary gales , one woman found herself in grave danger
The call came on 21 September 2006. As she cleared the shelter of the harbour and entered Killiney bay, Dun Laoghaire’s Trent class Anna Livia met winds gusting storm force 11. The sun was going down when the crew noticed a man standing above the landing steps frantically waving a torch to attract their attention. A woman who had been swimming with companions had been swept by a flood tide 250m from the landing (a popular spot for swimmers) to the top of the bay.
Although her friends had managed to reach the shore to raise the alarm, worryingly, the remaining swimmer was caught between the outer breakers and the steep shelving rocks at the base of the cliff. The Dublin-based Coast Guard helicopter had already been summoned but because the cliff and houses were so close, it was unable to intervene safely. The only solution was for the lifeboat to go in. This was particularly difficult, not only because of the shallower water, but because recent work on the sea defences had resulted in stray boulders lying scattered on the seabed.
Skill and bravery
Coxswain Ken Robertson said: ‘As we launched and headed for Killiney Bay we could see the weather deteriorating. Rounding Sorrento Point, it was clear that pulling the swimmer straight from the water was the only solution to a rapidly worsening situation.’ He carefully steered the lifeboat towards the shore while trying to avoid hazards. The nearest he could get was 10m from the swimmer. Crew Member Wayne Farrell was ready on the foredeck in a drysuit with a heaving line firmly attached. Surf was breaking over the stern, making standing difficult. At the Coxswain’s instruction , and without hesitation, Wayne jumped into the sea and swam towards the woman in difficulty.
Ken manoeuvred the Anna Livia astern into the breaking seas to gain more depth. Second Coxswain Patrick Boyd, the Navigator, judged there was less than 3m of water between them and the seabed. With a draught of 1.4m, any approach closer to the shoreline could have been disastrous. In the meantime, Wayne had caught hold of the woman and hung on tightly as Crew Members Chris Watson, Gary Hayes and Rory Bolton hauled the pair back to the lifeboat. Wayne commented after: ‘This is what we train for and jumping in with a line didn’t cost me a thought other than I had to get to the swimmer before her luck ran out. I had complete trust that ken and the crew would get us back safely.’
The relieved swimmer was taken into the wheelhouse and made comfortable. When safely back in harbour, she was handed over to the awaiting ambulance and coast guards and the lifeboat returned to station. Despite her life-threatening ordeal in the water, which had lasted over an hour, the woman recovered well and returned to the station on her birthday a few days later to thank the crew.
Awards for all
Coxswain Ken Robertson and Crew member Wayne Farrell receive the Thanks of the Institution Inscribed on Vellum; Second Coxswain Patrick Boyd, Mechanic Kieran O’Connell and Crew Members Chris Watson, Gary Hayes and Rory Bolton are presented with Vellum Service certificates. Stephen Wynn, Lifeboat Operations Manager for Dun Laoghaire receives a Letter of Appreciation.
(from the Magazine 'The Lifeboat', Summer 2007, page 23)
The call came on 21 September 2006. As she cleared the shelter of the harbour and entered Killiney bay, Dun Laoghaire’s Trent class Anna Livia met winds gusting storm force 11. The sun was going down when the crew noticed a man standing above the landing steps frantically waving a torch to attract their attention. A woman who had been swimming with companions had been swept by a flood tide 250m from the landing (a popular spot for swimmers) to the top of the bay.
Although her friends had managed to reach the shore to raise the alarm, worryingly, the remaining swimmer was caught between the outer breakers and the steep shelving rocks at the base of the cliff. The Dublin-based Coast Guard helicopter had already been summoned but because the cliff and houses were so close, it was unable to intervene safely. The only solution was for the lifeboat to go in. This was particularly difficult, not only because of the shallower water, but because recent work on the sea defences had resulted in stray boulders lying scattered on the seabed.
Skill and bravery
Coxswain Ken Robertson said: ‘As we launched and headed for Killiney Bay we could see the weather deteriorating. Rounding Sorrento Point, it was clear that pulling the swimmer straight from the water was the only solution to a rapidly worsening situation.’ He carefully steered the lifeboat towards the shore while trying to avoid hazards. The nearest he could get was 10m from the swimmer. Crew Member Wayne Farrell was ready on the foredeck in a drysuit with a heaving line firmly attached. Surf was breaking over the stern, making standing difficult. At the Coxswain’s instruction , and without hesitation, Wayne jumped into the sea and swam towards the woman in difficulty.
Ken manoeuvred the Anna Livia astern into the breaking seas to gain more depth. Second Coxswain Patrick Boyd, the Navigator, judged there was less than 3m of water between them and the seabed. With a draught of 1.4m, any approach closer to the shoreline could have been disastrous. In the meantime, Wayne had caught hold of the woman and hung on tightly as Crew Members Chris Watson, Gary Hayes and Rory Bolton hauled the pair back to the lifeboat. Wayne commented after: ‘This is what we train for and jumping in with a line didn’t cost me a thought other than I had to get to the swimmer before her luck ran out. I had complete trust that ken and the crew would get us back safely.’
The relieved swimmer was taken into the wheelhouse and made comfortable. When safely back in harbour, she was handed over to the awaiting ambulance and coast guards and the lifeboat returned to station. Despite her life-threatening ordeal in the water, which had lasted over an hour, the woman recovered well and returned to the station on her birthday a few days later to thank the crew.
Awards for all
Coxswain Ken Robertson and Crew member Wayne Farrell receive the Thanks of the Institution Inscribed on Vellum; Second Coxswain Patrick Boyd, Mechanic Kieran O’Connell and Crew Members Chris Watson, Gary Hayes and Rory Bolton are presented with Vellum Service certificates. Stephen Wynn, Lifeboat Operations Manager for Dun Laoghaire receives a Letter of Appreciation.
(from the Magazine 'The Lifeboat', Summer 2007, page 23)
Wednesday, 8 August 2007
The great Sea Temperature dispute
According to the official vico-dipper meteorological data (8am databuoy M2 temperature) the warmest sea temperature since records began (OK, they only began in Jan 2003) was 2-4th August 2003 when it reached 17.1
The max records in each year are:
The max records in each year are:
2003 | Aug 2-4: | 17.1 |
2004 | Aug 17 | 15.7 |
2005 | Aug 16-17 | 15.5 |
2006 | July 22 | 15.9 |
2007 | July 31 | 15.5 (so far) |
Sunday, 8 July 2007
Tuesday, 26 June 2007
Compass jellyfish
Another nice morning for jellyfish but not for swimmers. There were many small ones of various species lurking for the unwary.
Saturday, 23 June 2007
Source of pollution?
While not wishing to tarnish Bray's image even further, i can't help wondering if its harbour is contributing to the filth we sometimes see flowing by at the vico...
Bray Harbour spewing out something!
Bray Harbour spewing out something!
Saturday, 9 June 2007
Death in Vico Friday 2pm June 8 2007
I am informed that a man died in the pool. It seems he had been noticed spending a long time floating on his face, whereupon some people dragged him out. An ambulance was summoned and arrived on the scene 15min later. Despite efforts to resuscitate him, the man was pronounced dead at the scene and his body was removed by the lifeboat. I am unaware of the identity of the deceased, but am informed that he was around 60 years of age and possibly of Polish nationality.
Please comment or email us if you have any further information about this incident.
Please comment or email us if you have any further information about this incident.
Serendipity
JudgeJim's new sanctuary that was stumbled upon on Tuesday. Heavenly after the sun has set at the Vico, and so far, totally free of self appointed dictators, pseudo political analysts, jellyfish, faecal coliform, faecal streptococci and other sickening aspects of the Vico ... until we arrived!!!
In response to mm's question, they have a chart with regular measurements of the bacteria levels.
I suspect that it's proximity to the treatment works means it's more carefully monitored than other places.
I dread to think what the numbers would be at the Vico sometimes!
In response to mm's question, they have a chart with regular measurements of the bacteria levels.
I suspect that it's proximity to the treatment works means it's more carefully monitored than other places.
I dread to think what the numbers would be at the Vico sometimes!
Friday, 8 June 2007
Wind Rose
Tuesday, 5 June 2007
Wikihow to soothe a jellyfish sting
http://www.wikihow.com/Soothe-a-Jelly-Fish-Sting
Think bread soda sounds better than meat tenderizer!
Think bread soda sounds better than meat tenderizer!
Saturday, 2 June 2007
We seem to have just entered nights of perpetual twilight (the dark blue band), so fconn was right - it's not as dark as it was.
Addition from JudgJim: The program for creating this graph is freely available here: Download Sungraph
Tuesday, 29 May 2007
Monday, 28 May 2007
Compass Jellyfish
Not a good picture, but just for completeness so that I can go for the world record - this was also seen today.
Saturday, 26 May 2007
Diving tern
Tern diving for sand eels (presumably) against Bray Head. Don't know which type of tern - Sandwich, Common, Arctic or Roseate.
Friday, 25 May 2007
Wednesday, 23 May 2007
Swimmer Safety
For those who use wetsuits: wouldn’t a bright coloured model be safer than the dull black one? There are lime, yellow, pink, orange and fluorescent available! Check out this wetsuit website:
http://www.rubberjungle.com/Welcome.aspx?tabid=58
http://www.rubberjungle.com/Welcome.aspx?tabid=58
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