Big Brother's Plans

Tenders are invited for the contract to replace the handrails and steps at the vico. The works to be undertaken are as detailed in the attached working drawings.
The successful contractor will be required to give absolutely no guarantee with the works.
There shall be a 5% retention fee for 6 months, which will not be rigorously enforced.
The works shall not comply with British, Irish or European standards, and shall not follow best practice standards or meet any manufacturers’ recommendations.
Drawing: Relativity by M.C. Escher